05 July, 2007

All 'tied' up in red

clipped from thestar.com.my

Even Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak was seen wearing the red tie with yellow spots on it. So did the Ministers and Deputy Ministers in the Prime Minister’s Department and the Chief Secretary to the Government Tan Sri Sidek Hassan.

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, however, apologised for not wearing the ‘special tie’.

“I am sorry but I actually chose the wrong tie. This is what happens when you don’t listen to your wife.

“This morning, my wife pointed the tie to me and I was thinking, why did she chose a red tie with yellow spots on it?

“I thought (the corporate tie) must be the one with the batik design, so I took this one,” he said, pointing to the tie he was wearing.

Only when he arrived at the assembly did the Prime Minister realise that he had chosen the wrong tie.

“Next time, must listen to your wife – only when it comes to dressing up – but not on policy matters,” he said to laughter from the assembly.

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Next time, must listen to your wife !

So, how many men are controlled by their wives?

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says :-

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."



Blogger J.T. said...

That was a good one.

I guess most men want people to think they are controlled by their wives. But in reality, they will do what they want, when they want... without the wife knowing. haha

July 06, 2007 1:11 AM  

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